Lane Taylor
1 min readDec 24, 2020

2. “You know girls’ pussies taste like what they eat, and you taste like you eat a lot of starches rather than a lot of fruits.”

Why This Turned Me Off

Wow, this is honest sex stuff. Beats the Hell out of the old School, 'Penthouse /Playboy Magazines Forums' or, Cosmo. Although ,I was able to glean some very helpful advice because ,I did actually read the articles and the sex advice forums. I hope men are reading your stuff. I had to read it 3 times cuz I was stunned by the, 'ball numbing' dumbness of these comments. Talk about mule kick invalidation. This douchebag, 'You know girls’ pussies taste like what they eat' in particular, needs to be slapped into the next zip code. What a fucked up thing to say.

Seriously though, these dudes saying shit like that, while having sex, need to upgrade to the curated videos on Pornhub. Stay away from flesh and blood women. What a bunch of Cheesedicks. Especially, that motherfucker who made the comment about 'starch vs. fruit'. WTF ? Did this dude work in Trader Joe's produce section or something ? I'm older now and made my share of mistakes. Although, overwhelmingly, In bed, I had better things do with my tongue than make stupid comments. This other guy thinks he can a make a woman cum multiple times and then, ask her how many times she came? Christ almighty, what a dipshit. Was he even there ??

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