After being vaccinated I can no longer see my reflection in a mirror.

Johnny Robish

Jan 4, 2022

After being vaccinated I can no longer see my reflection in a mirror. On the upside, I am never without cutlery or screwdrivers due to the magnetic effect of the vaccine.

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Good point Lane. Why, I was searching for a screwdriver just yesterday, only to realize it was stuck to my back.

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