Boy 1 Poser, maybe functionally autistic.

Boy 2 Boring as drying paint.

Boy 3 Please write about my trauma.

Boy 4 Good friend with benefits. (Don't delete phone number.)

Boy 5 Too many Hallmark movies.

Boy 6 Woody Allen.

Boy 7 Just delusional.

Boy 8 Schmuck.

Boy 9 18 years old ,emotionally.

Boy 10 Emotionally flatulent. likes smell of own farts.

Boy 11 Who the hell is Taylor Swift ?

Boy 12 Good hook up, for a cannibal.

Boy 13 Instagram? Really?

Boy 14 A walking selfie stick.

Boy 15 I know you are but what am I ?

Boy 16 Take his girlfriend to bed.

Boy 17 Shark Bait

Boy 18 Simply Clueless.