Dear Meghan, Damn !! This is a very 'stimulating' article. Women don't 'come' with a users 'manual.' But, my 'Maude Vibe' does. Here is a terrible musical pun. If a guy wants to extend his and her vaginal /clitoris ecstasy, 'Tie a yellow ribbon round the old woody' I loved your old school reference to 'Knock Three Times' The lyrics hold so much potential for funny sexual stuff. Also, both are Tony Orlando and Dawn. How interesting. Now there's a real man. He goes til Dawn comes !I love it. I'm stalk...I mean following you now. I'm done. Adios