Lane Taylor
1 min readOct 15, 2020

First thing to do. Make nice with a Trump cult member.. Bake some M&M, Red White & Blue cookies.. Deliver them wearing a MAGA hat. No mask.Reassure them that they are 'so smart' to believe Q Anon not Science.. I mean really schmooze. Don't hold back. Then, when you get your 'Brown Recluse' bite see them immediately. From what i have seen, these people,these brave and concerned Citizens, will do what's right. Suck out the poison and make sure their President covers your continuing medical bills. I'm telling you,these Trump people are true ,valiant and noble brothers in arms. I think Trump has done wonders replacing the loss of courage among the white trash population.

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